Hello. My name is Elder Dan. And I would like to share with you the most amazing blog. Hello, as said, I'm Elder Dan. It's a blog about the Internet a long, long time ago.
We all have that one cousin we want to fuck.
no we dont
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update again guys this is exciting!!
so it turns out it was an arg but it died early and emisary.com isn’t really built at all
but hey nice to see my arg senses are still working
update from three minutes ago
IT IS AN ARG (maybe)
http://minichan.org/topic/4740
super duper update: i am emisary now apparently
so that’s fun
this feels a lot like an arg
internet detectives, go!
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OK guys, seriously? Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
man that elevator is so ~~ersatz~~
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when you accidentally refer to celebrities casually by their first name as if you’re close personal friends and all your friends judge you constantly because you have lost control of yourself and have no boundaries or rules and you’re just floating out in space like dark matter alone and cold and creepy
- everyone: it's just a musical
- you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
I don’t suppose you play the drums…
can you take like millions of photos please
i cried when the broadway run closed and i don’t want to cope with it closing forever without something
please
just
oh my god
my life is misery
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a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar
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girlfriend gave me a copy of catch-22 for our ~three month anniversary~ today
this one’s a keeper clearly
[joke about nately’s whore]
[joke about milo]
[joke about yossarin]
….I can’t.
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
